February 2010
3 posts
TOOL of the Year Keynote Address by the Chairman...
On Friday, January 29 UCMeP hosted a very special award ceremony in which UC Berkeley spokesperson Dan “Big-D” Mogulof was named UCMeP’s TOOL of the Year. Mr. Mogulof himself was on hand to receive the award. At Mr. Mogulof’s request, the public spokesperson was given the award in a private event before an audience of about 90 students, faculty, employees, and...
January 2010
5 posts
Just to put all those wicked rumors to rest...
Absolutely nothing is happening on Friday, January 29.
No secret event.
No glamorous private gala.
Would UCMeP lie to you?
We are as trustworthy as the UC administration and UCPD (who by the way did not dupe the Wheeler 66 - or whatever their cute little name is - they simply outsmarted them).
Revised Award Letter to Dan Mogulof
Editor’s Note: The following is a revision of the letter sent to UC Berkeley spokesman Dan Mogulof from the UC Movement for Efficient Privatization (UCMeP) on December 20, 2009. This letter, which announces Mr. Mogulof’s selection as the Top Outstanding Oratorical Leader (TOOL) of the Year, has been censored revised. During a lunchtime summit meeting with Big-D (what we like to...
The “Unison”©: A Synergistic Model for the Solvent...
Abstract. The following is the second part of a two-part study drawn up by the UC Movement for Efficient Privatization (UCMeP). Part One of this groundbreaking study gives approbation to the Governor’s recent public-relations-stunt-disguised-as-a-budget-proposal (to “support public education” by privatizing the state prison system). Despite their appreciation of the governor’s rhetorical...
The “Unison”©: A Synergistic Model for the Solvent...
Abstract. The following is the first part of a two-part study drawn up by the UC Movement for Efficient Privatization (UCMeP). Part One of this groundbreaking study gives approbation to the Governor’s recent public-relations-stunt-disguised-as-a-budget-proposal (to “support public education” by privatizing the state prison system). Despite their appreciation...
